When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside you gotta take a stand
it dont hurt to hide if you hurt my friends then you hurt my pride i gotta
be a man i cant let it slide

Chorus
I am a real American fight for the rights of every man Im a real American
fight for what's right fight for your life

I feel strong for very long I dont take trouble for very long Ive got something
deep inside of me courage is the thing that sets us free

Repeat chorus x 2

If you hurt my friends then you hurt my pride I gotta be a man i cant let
them slide

Repeat chorus x 4 til fade

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the
cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.
(Sung)
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying How about this heat?
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,
hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big
brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in
that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down
quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-
biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down
those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the
side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin'
weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy
they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of
Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got
the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for
cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You
know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million
times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and
John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the
asshole... all the time it was him... what an asshole!
(Sung)
I'm an asshole (I'm an asshole, he's an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A S-S H-O L-E
Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E
Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay
A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo
(Spoken)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!
(Chris mouths: Asshole)

You can see it in a clear blue sky
You can see it in a woman's eyes
You can hear it in your baby's cries
You can hear it in your lover's sighs
You can touch it in a grain of sand
Yeah hold it right there
In the palm of your hand
Feel it 'round you everyday
And hear what I've got to say

God gave me everything I want
Come on
I'll give it all to you
God gave me everything I want
Come on
I'll give it all to you

I saw it in the midnight sun
And I feel it in the race I won
And I hear it in the windy storm
And I feel it in the icy dawn
And I smell it the wine I taste
And I see it in my father's face
And I hear it in a symphony
And I feel it in the love
You show for me

Yeah
God gave me everything I want
Oh come on
I'll give it all to you
God gave me everything I want

Come on
I'll give it all to you
God gave me everything I want
I can't stop can't stop
I'm still looking now
God gave me everything I want
Oh come on
I'll give it all to you

Crazy you said
It's all in your head

Push it to the limit,
Walk along the razor's edge
Don't look down just keep your head
Or you'll be finished

Open up the limit,
Past the point of no return,
You've reached the top,
But still you gotta learn how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes,
Throttle wide open like a bat outta hell,
You crash the gate (crash the gate)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing's gonna stop you,
There's nothing that's strong,
So close now you're nearly at the brink
So push it, ooh yeah!

Welcome to the limit (the limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so you better win it

Push it to the limit (the limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
You might get careless, but you'll never be safe
While you're still livin'

Welcome to the limit (the limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
But don't look down, just keep your head
Or you'll be finished

Избранный для разрушения, я –
Лишь бомба замедленного действия, готовая взорваться.
Для отчаявшихся нет надежды,
Я вижу разбросанные вокруг осколки.

Нет смысла даже спрашивать, почему.
Тебе ничто не поможет, как ни старайся.
Посторонись, или ты станешь очередным противником, которого сметут с пути.

Опустошение, уничтожение,
Всё ведёт к озлоблению.
Нет объяснения моему состоянию,
Так почему же это дерьмо происходит со мной?

Я сдерживался слишком долго, чтобы сейчас это свершилось.
Поможет ли мне внутренняя сила пережить это?
Бросая вызов своему проклятию,
Я никогда не сдамся, никто не в силах противостоять мне.

Способность прощать уничтожена тьмой,
Я больше не могу поступать верно.
Пытаюсь перестроиться и вижу, как моя жалкая защита рассыпается в прах.

Цель дурного глаза.
Нет смысла кому-то даже пробовать.
Будь осторожен, друг, чтобы не быть разорванным на куски, как я.

Опустошение, дезинтеграция –
За гранью воображения.
Нет объяснения моему состоянию,
Так почему же это дерьмо происходит со мной?

Я сдерживался слишком долго, чтобы сейчас это свершилось.
Поможет ли мне внутренняя сила пережить это?
Бросая вызов своему проклятию,
Я никогда не сдамся, никто не в силах противостоять мне.

Я сдерживался слишком долго, чтобы сейчас это свершилось.
Поможет ли мне внутренняя сила пережить это?
Бросая вызов своему проклятию,
Я никогда не сдамся, никто не в силах противостоять мне.

Я сдерживался слишком долго, чтобы сейчас это свершилось.
Поможет ли мне внутренняя сила пережить это?
Бросая вызов своему проклятию,
Я никогда не сдамся, никто не в силах противостоять мне.